Introducing $TUAH — the memecoin with zero promises and full chaos.

Inspired by the Hawk Tuah girl who went viral, launched a coin, accidentally hit $500M, and got the FBI knocking on her grandma’s door.We offer nothing. We expect nothing. We just Tuah.

Remember $HAWK?

Yeah, it launched. Exploded. Collapsed.
Haliey didn't even know how crypto worked.

We do. Which is why we’re launching $TUAH with no twitter, no airdrop, no roadmap. Just SOL and silliness.

$TUAH is not a tribute.
It’s a response to everything wrong with crypto:

>>> FAKE PROMISES | CELEBRITY BAIT | UTILITY LIES <<<

We’re giving you what you want: absolutely nothing.Except maybe a little fun.

Will the FBI show up?
Will this hit $100M?
Will you lose money?Probably. Definitely. Yes.

Just one question:

If Haliey can Tuah her way to $500M...What’s stopping you?

🧼💦 $TUAH
The cleanest dirtiest coin you’ve ever bought.
Solana only.
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